- 1/10/08
- Finally, after all this time, I have decided to close the
historic old forum and create a new and improved one that everyone can
use much, much easier and better. It somewhat saddened me to
finally put my boardhost board to rest, especially since it really was
what brought my website into national view, but I felt that it was
lacking in technology and needed to be improved. I will keep up
the boardhost forum just for historical reasons, but I have created the
new forum so we all can actually talk and discuss things in a much more
organized manner. Also, if you plan on posting a bunch on the new
forum, register yourself on there so you can get all posting
privileges. I have disabled some posting privileges for guest
posters since I don't know what kind of stuff they will end up posting,
and I can moderate logged in users easier. So, without further
ado, here's to the new forum.
- 1/1/08
- So after all this time of leaving my website completely idle,
I have decided to undertake a project to make this a site that people
want to visit again. Of course, I have failed before to keep
constant updates, but I'm at least going to try and give this a
shot. First and foremost, the picture of the day is coming
back. New to the picture of the day will be a comment form, so
you can leave comments for certain pictures and whatnot. I
haven't been able to code that yet, but I'm working on it, so look
forward to that sometime soon. Also, I'm gonna put some polls up
every now and then. And lastly, if I'm able to remember how to
work and code for my blog on my webpage, I'm going to start writing in
there every now and then. But don't get your hopes up for
that. I have totally forgotten everything about coding for
webpages so it might be a while until I'm able to get back to the point
to understand all those useless scripts. But hey, I'm gonna
try. Maybe this site will be as glorious as it once was.
**I have actually now finished adding a comment box to the picture
page, so comment away!**
- 5/17/06
- I like how I've not really updated
my site for a year. I guess I just don't really have the time to
or I don't really have the creativity I once had. But who knows,
maybe I'll create something cool in the future. In all due
respect though, this is the sixth anniversary of the website. So
let's celebrate.
- 5/17/05
- I have nothing to update here, but
some of you guys might know that this is the fifth anniversary of the
website. And as much as it sounds stupid that I take the time to
remember this day as being an anniversary of some sorts, I have reasons
to. It may sound kind of pathetic or lame that I waste so much
energy acting as if my site is some sort of child, but honestly, it
really is. I probably have spent more time working on this
project than I have on school work. I probably have put more
effort into this than anything I've ever had to do, which may be kind
of odd. But regardless, I just like entertaining people, and from
the joke of May 28, 2003 to the stupid pictures I now put up, I have
been doing just that. Thank you, Mr. or Ms. Visitor (or Mrs.,
though I don't know many married people who visit my site), it really
does mean something to me to know that I'm entertaining at least
someone out there. For a lot of us, this site means more to us
than just a place to laugh, but also as a timeline of our lives, good
and bad, and I intend to maintain the reputation that it has. So
I thank you again, and I promise to not be sentimental anymore (or at
least for another year).
- 2/20/05 - I
finished the format for the picture page so it's cool now.
Word. Darren has also had his driver's license for three years
now.
- 2/11/05 - So
now I have a picture of the day thing. All of these pictures are
going to be things that I take with my (or someone else's) digital
camera. I still need to finish up some formatting, so there may
be problems with the page, and obviously, the page will work a little
differently in the future. I just wanted to get the page up
today, because this is the two-year anniversary of the 1000th
joke. I'll see how quickly I can finish the formatting problem.
- 2/7/05 - Well,
I moved the Music and Stuff page to reflect the fact that it is
dead. I guess it never was alive, anyway, oh well. In other
news, by popular demand, I'm going to start a new page that's updated
everyday. I am hesitant to do this because it is sorta similar to
something Darren did, but I guess if my friends begged for it because
they want something entertaining, they'll get it. Besides, I
kinda liked it when there was something on my site that people liked to
visit. This new page will open up fairly soon, so keep on the
lookout.
- 5/6/04 - I
decided to change up the main page a little bit, mainly because there
is no countdown and there are no more pages to complete. Also,
there were a lot of dead page links and things like that, and I just
compiled them all here for you kids that want to visit them. I'm
also thinking of posting other random pages that I have on my computer
that a lot of you guys haven't seen because they were pages under
construction or old versions of stuff and things. I also updated
the format of the polls page. Yeah,
whatever, I was bored tonight.
- 4/12/04 - I've
added a weekly poll deal. I'm going to just create polls randomly
and put them up there. Every poll is going to stay up for a whole
week before it becomes inactive. You kids better vote or I'm
going to be mad. I also took off the shaking when clicking links
on the sidebar except for when you click for the forum or if you click
Greg Young's head.
- 2/29/04 - This
isn't an update but rather a milestone for the website. It may
have been all over the school, all over the media, and all over
country, but it has never seen a day like this before. Let's just
give the website a nice pat on the back for seeing a February
29th. It's been a long road here, has it not?
- 2/18/04 - There's
a new section on the site and it consists of the hate mail that I've
received. I think it's funny, and some are going to think it's
funny too. But others are going to go insane about it. I
suppose this site will continue to be very controversial now...
whatever.
- 2/12/04 - I
recently got an email about how a bunch of teachers who got mad at how
the whole Scandal was put on MTV and they told the students to get mad
at the persons involved with getting that on the air. I don't
think that's true, but whatever the case, this
person also told me that she read the things that I don't like about
Mountain Pointe High and thought that was the coolest thing ever.
I guess some people don't understand that the whole countdown on that
stuff is just a bunch of stupid cynicism, and in fact, I love Mountain
Pointe, and love going back there. I don't mean half the things I
say because I'm so damn sarcastic and cynical. But whatever, I
guess I'm scared to go back to Mountain Pointe now, one of the only
places that I loved going back to even though I left. And yes, I
realize that this is not an update. I just wanted people to read
this, and maybe I will update with a disclaimer on the countdown so
people don't take me seriously when I say things that I say. Um,
and oh yeah, if anyone was wondering we didn't get paid for putting the
show on MTV. We didn't "sell the story" to MTV.
- 2/11/04 - A
year ago today, I put up the one-thousdanth joke on the joke
page. And so in remembrance, I am allowing everyone to view the
joke page in not-gold form if they want to (which is what everyone will
do, most likely). Anyway, I'm a celebrity now because of the
whole MTV thing, and I'm thinking this may be one of the coolest things
to happen to this website. So, if you're one of those people that
are viewing this site because it was on MTV, here's a personal "what's
up" to all of you. Feel free to browse anything you want.
And oh yeah, I updated the copyrights on my website.
- 12/21/03 - So
I guess I was wrong in my prediction of the Apocalypse, but the joke
page is still ending today. Also, like a few of you know, the
joke page is turning golden as well, and thanks to Darren, it's turning
golden literally. It's sad that I'm not going to be doing the
jokes anymore, but the page that is suceeding the joke page will appear
on the site in a few hours, and hopefully, that will fully my updating
needs. And so starts a new era, or something.
- 11/30/03 - I updated the Sound
Files and Information page so now it's not just information.
Yeah, that's right, I've uploaded nine songs onto my site.
Hopefully they work and all; if there are any problems, then tell me,
Darren. Yes, I have stopped referring to my visitors as "all you
visitors" and just decided to refer to my visitors as "Darren" because
he is the only person that I know that still goes to my site. If
I'm wrong, please tell me, because it would be really neat if Darren
wasn't the only person that continually comes to my site.
- 11/19/03 - This is by far the
coolest and most pointless update on the website. Actually half
of it was completely necessary and the other half was pointless.
The sidebar now uses Server Side Includes, which helps me in the
updating process. Also, all the links on the sidebar make the
website shake. I thought it was a neat feature. That is
all. I have wasted way too much time doing stupid things for my
website.
- 11/18/03 - I have decided once
again to spruce up the site with something fairly useless. I'm
using CSS for my text formatting and it's pretty cool. Now the
links don't have underlines unless you mouseover and they turn
yellow. I was having way too much with this. And seriously,
all I can dream of right now is seventy-five degree weather and
cacti. Yeah, that's right, I miss Arizona and all of the stupid
suburban crime that used to happen over there.
- 11/11/03 - Other than the fact that
it is Bonza Bottler Day and Veteran's Day, it is also the date of the
second Reformation of the Joke Page. There's been two French
Revolutions on the forum and now there are two Reformations of the Joke
Page. I love history. I also love making parodies of
history.
- 11/9/03 - This is just a cool
update. I now have personalized error pages. It's pretty
bomb. See if you can find all five!
- 10/23/03 - The last time that I had
back-to-back updates that were on consecutive days was like seventeen
months ago. What the heck is going on here? Well anyway,
there has been a fairly large update in the fact that I've finished
every page on this site (except for the new cool thing, which will not
be revealed until December 21, 2003, therefore, I have decided not to
list it on the "Pages Left to Complete" because it will be done on
time). The sidebar has been changed up slightly to reflect the
fact that people click the top links more than the bottom ones (except
in the case of the forum, which I kept on the bottom for kicks).
Once I go back to Phoenix for break, I'll get all the sound files that
I have from my old computer and post them on the Sound Files and
Information page. Until then, that site will just be full of
history. It's still cool, mind you. I also updated my links
page, because I don't visit half of the things on there anyways, and I
thought it would be kinda cool to list the sites that I actually
visit. Darren's snooty.
- 10/22/03 - It's definitely been a
damn long time since I've put an update here and there really isn't a
reason for me to have one now. The truth is, this site is slowly
progressing to its end, and I'm starting to get a little scared that
I'm actually going to close it. So, this is why I have decided to
do something new once the joke page is done and maybe you folks will
like it. It's not original in any way, I don't think, but I think
that it'll be fun. These last few years for this site have been
amazing, I really don't know how to describe the feeling I get from
going back and looking at all the stuff that I've done. Oh yeah,
one last thing, before I completely end this site, I will finish the
pages that I said I was going to complete. I think that's the
least I can do for the finale of this site. The autobiography
will be periodically update like it has been, because I want to
complete that, but other than that, after December 21, 2003, this site
will be done for, and the joke page will be golden. It's less
than two months, I can't believe it.
- 2/4/03 -
I'm so
glad that my site is back in service. For some reason the domain
registering people didn't tick my site online for like a week after I
registered
it for 2003. Well, at least it's back online. I updated all
of the jokes that I was back on, as well as adding the blue jokes that
I forgot to put on for like more than half a year. That is all.
- 1/1/03 -
I haven't
had an announced update for a while, and frankly, this should not even
need an announcement. I updated the copyright on the index and
main
pages of the site.
- 8/26/02
- I've
completed
another countdown, and I like the end of this. It's a shame that
some of you won't be able to appreciate it. This was not as good
as the 100 events, and not too many people were into it. But
regardless,
it was fun writing some of these, because I enjoy a little venting of
concealed
anger.
- 7/12/02
- Finally,
after more than half of the year has expired, I decided to update the
copyright
tags. And also, I updated the emails at the bottom of most pages,
because I've had a new email for a while. If you guys see a half
blank page anywhere, just tell me. I have no idea why it's
happening,
and I don't know how to stop it. My host is just fat.
- 7/9/02
- I've
added
another readable chapter to the autobiography. Most of this
chapter
was written late at night, so there might be some stupid humor. I
also added a couple chapters to the autobiography outline. I
don't
think that I'll reach my goal of completing half of the chapters of the
autobiography, but I think that I will complete enough chapters to be
satisfying.
- 7/4/02
- On
the
226th anniversary of our country, I have decided to create a new
poll.
This one is a funny one, and mainly aimed at guys, even though a girl
created
it.
- 6/24/02
- I
just
got back from my California trip and I decided to catch up on the
countdown.
Sorry for the laziness, but that happens sometimes during the
summer.
I will try to not let that happen again, even though I think that
Darren
is the only one that cares for the countdown. In other news, I
completed
another chapter in the autobiography, but it won't be released because
it contains information that some people may not want others to
hear.
In due time, I may release parts of it that are OKed by certain people.
- 6/15/02
- Once
again,
I have written a chapter for the autobiography. I'm getting
really
close to the end of Freshman year, which means that I'll be doing stuff
from Sophomore year soon. That should be a lot of fun.
- 6/10/02
- I've
completed
another chapter in the autobiography. I think I can keep up with
my promise... but it may be too early to say that.
- 5/30/02
- Whoa...
I finally finished another chapter in the autobiography. I also
updated
the outline to the autobiography. I really plan on finishing at
least
half this summer. The problem is, that is exactly what I said
last
summer. I didn't even get close.
- 5/18/02
- Well,
it's time to start the top 100 countdown. Click the link to read
number one hundred. There will be one each day and it will span until
the
next school year starts. I would like feedback on this (even
though
I know it could never match the 100 events), because I want to know if
I did something that all of the visitors enjoyed. Have fun with
it,
guys, it's only meant to be cynical and funny. And if you relate,
that makes it even better.
- 5/17/02
- It's
been
two years since this site has been up, and it is once again time for
the
annual update. I know that this one will not meet the
expectations
of last year's 100 events, but I have tried to find something that will
keep everyone entertained during the summer. So here I announce
the
2002 annual update... 100 things that tick me off about Mountain Pointe
High. Yeah, it's very risqué. I hope you enjoy it
guys,
because I tried really hard to think of something that would get laughs
from all of you this summer. And on that note, let's make this
next
year better than the slump of the past year.
- 1/4/02 - It has been
way
too long since
I had an actual update on my site. I think that I have been too
indulged
in my everyday life that I have not had time to have big updates.
Until now, that is. I caught up on the picture pages (that means
three more pages full of pictures!) and I plan on doing some format
changes
to the site soon. So stay tuned folks, '02 is the start of some
major
updates. I hope, actually...
- 10/6/01 - It is weird,
I
have over 10,000
hits now. That is amazing. Other than that, picture page
number
10 is up and I really like this one for some reason. Actually, I
guess I say that for like all the picture pages when I put them
up.
I think that means that they get better as time goes on, right?
In
my opinion, they do, what do you think? Oh yeah, I added chapters
to my autobiography outline. That is about it for now, stay tuned.
- 8/31/01 - Wow, the last
time I updated,
the event page was still alive, but now it is deceased. I have
got
a lot of feedback from it (though not many people liked the ending as
much
as I did) and I was happy to entertain everyone with it. Anyway,
the real reason of the update is to inform everyone that picture page
number
nine is up, and it is a funny one indeed. I really like this one,
check it out. Hey, have you noticed that the counter is almost at
10K? Well, here's a contest. If anyone can take a screen
shot
or print out the 10,000th hit (preferably in color) and give it to me,
they will get a free copy of it, plus a $6.75 cash reward. So
please,
pretty please, print me the 10,000th hit!
- 7/30/01 - I've
completed
the eighth installment
of the picture page. Most of these pictures are just some dumb IM
image clips, so they are completely unrelated. I've been having
uploading
problems, so I may or may not have times where my updating has a
complete
hole. Donuts may or may not have a hole.
- 7/11/01 - After looking
at
the events
page over and over again, I realized most people do not have the
"Dolphin"
font, so it shows up as Times New Roman. I personally like
Dolphin,
and it gives a great effect to the page, so I made all the lines that
were
typed in Dolphin an image banner, so all of you can see the page with
the
full effect. I think it is pretty neat if you ask me, just
because
it took me a while to do it. Anyway, I also added normal banners
for the events pages. In other news not pertaining to this
website,
I like pineapples.
- 7/3/01 - Finally, after
so
many months,
I have decided to post another chapter of the autobiography and update
my progress. Chapter seven is now up, and it is a long one,
partly
because it is two events meshed into one memory. I'm hoping I can
get back on track and write chapters on a continual basis, so I can get
a lot of chapters done by the end of summer. Also, just to quote
Darren for fun: "In news not pertaining to my website in any way, I
recently
compiled a CD for one of my female friends in a lame attempt at getting
to know her better." Thanks Darren for allowing me to put that
here,
not like you gave me permission anyways.
- 6/28/01 - After almost
a
month without
updates, I finally completed picture page number seven, and this one
turns
out to be one of my favorites. Check it out as quick as you can,
and don't hurt yourself.
- 6/2/01 - This update is
here to inform
the visitors that picture page six is up and running. I forgot to
announce it on the main page, and I finally remembered now. Also,
in other news, because I hate making joke page quizzes, I have decided
to not make any over the summer. Yeah, those quizzes will cease
after
thirteen (no relation to the joke page), so treasure the last
few.
I'll make the last quiz something special, but that will be a long time
from now. Hmm, if any of you have noticed the counter at the
bottom,
we've hit over 6000, even getting close to 7000. I still can't
believe
how fast this site is growing. For Darren, because he's the only
person that bothers to find any syntax errors on this site, look for
broken
image links. I think there are few, so if you could tell me, that
would be appreciated.
- 5/18/01 - If you take a
closer look at
the main page, you'll notice a link to the 100 most influential events
of the past year. Click it and enjoy. Remember, one event
each
day for the next 100 days. Hopefully, this will be as big as I
hope
it will be. I would also like to thank anyone involved in the
website
party today, it was really successful. I also want to give a
shout
out to my homeboys Drift who played an awesome show for us during the
party.
Well, I'm out for the day, enjoy the anniversary update everyone!
- 5/17/01
- After
one year, the website's still here. I don't want to speak too
much
on the site's behalf, it's just come too far. And for the one
year
anniversary, I will announce a huge update that will span the rest of
the
summer. Something that will definitely tie in this year as being
one of the greatest. So without further ado, I will announce the newest
addition to the site: a page containing the 100 most influential events
of the past year. The first event will be posted tomorrow, and
one
more each day after. This means that it will span about the whole
summer. I look forward to the feedback for this update, and I
look
forward to further entertaining all the visitors for another
year.
It's been a long and hard path, but we've finally made it.
- 4/30/01 - As I'm trying
to
get back on
track with the joke page quizzes, I completed the seventh quiz, only a
week behind schedule (I used to be two weeks behind). This quiz
is
really tough, I warn anyone who takes it. The quiz might rank up
there with the lab practical as being the hardest quiz of the
year.
I also have realized that I hate updating my site. Actually, I'm
joking. I will stop typing this update now.
- 4/22/01 - I added the
fifth
picture page,
so that's neat and all. Also, the site has hit the big
five-oh-oh-oh
in page hits. That seriously amazes me. I never could dream
of getting 10K hits, but I know now that I probably will sooner or
later.
- 4/8/01 - The second
poll is
now officially
closed. Because there was such low activity on this poll, I'm not
sure about a new one anytime soon. That is, unless, a visitor
gives
me a great poll suggestion.
- 3/31/01 - The new quiz
is
up, but all
I can say is that it is not as hard as the last one. It was
impossible
to match the power of Quiz #5. It is still hard, don't get me
wrong,
just not the hardest.
- 3/18/01 - Picture page
number four is
up, just a few days off of schedule. Most of these pictures are
not
horrid, rather just really stupid, random ones. I also added a
chapter
to the Autobiography outline. Chapter 6 will also not be released
on the Internet so there is some anticipation for the whole thing to be
complete (meaning that if I release the chapters as they come, people
will
have read the whole book by the time it is done, hence no great
anticipation
when I am finished).
- 3/10/01 - After joking
a
little too much
about being in the newspapers, this site's follies were featured in The
Arizona Republic. Seeing as how I didn't want to comment to the
media,
I was not featured in there, but the site address was. Makes me
wonder
why this whole scandal has become such a big thing. Also, if you
have happened to visit the site from all around Arizona because of the
article, I'd like to say hi to all of you and wish you a happy
visit.
I hope you come again soon once you experience what the site has to
offer
(and no, that does not include anything that has to do with
school).
Other than that, there is no real update (other than the jokes), so
sorry
to all the natural, everyday visitors.
- 3/4/01 - The fifth
installment of the
joke page quiz is now up. There are a variety of questions, and
some
of them can easily boggle your mind. You might even be better off
getting a 31.4% instead of actually trying. Enjoy, because I
might
get lots of laughter from this.
- 2/23/01 - I changed a
lot
of technical
stuff on the page like link colors and such. Also, the basefont
for
every page is now Arial Narrow, so if you don't have that font, like,
get
it somehow (even though you should have it anyway). I now give
credit
to contributors of this site, you can see that by clicking "Guilty
Parties."
- 2/13/01 - Finally, a
new
chapter for the
Autobiography. It took me a while to complete the long chapter,
and
I even pre-released it to some people. Now it is released for the
common folk, so check it out. The next chapter is going to be
somewhat
of a flashback to Middle School, so it will be a pretty long and
involved
chapter. There is a possibility I might finish Chapter 7 before
that
one. Also, in other news, my site has hit 3000 hits. Woopie.
- 2/4/01 - Quiz #4 is now
up.
It's so hard that even I forgot some of the answers after I completed
it.
Good luck, because this one is quite hard. I also have
added
an outline to the Autobiography so the visitors can see all the
upcoming
chapters. As far as when the next chapter will be up, I could not
give a date on that, it is whenever I have lots of free time.
- 2/2/01 - After the two
French Revolutions
on the forum (first one was the -nit- Revolution and the second was the
Quote Revolution), the actual webpage now has a tint of history.
The Reformation has hit the Joke Page. The jokes are now opened
in
a completely separate browser for easy exploration. The page also
has a drop down bar to browse the other months. Enjoy the
Reformation,
because Martin Luther is watching you!
- 1/31/01 - After
noticing a
bunch of things
that were messing up, I decided to change a bunch of stupid random
things.
There might be some missing links or some pictures not showing up and I
might not know. It would be appreciated if you could tell me
about
such things. Also, I revamped the Joke Page by making it frames
(I
know some of you don't like frames, but it saves me a lot of editing at
the end of the month) so it is a little easier to navigate between
months.
When you use the Joke Page, it will pop up as another browser page
because
it is so special.
- 1/19/01 - I have a new
guestbook up because
I can't use my old one anymore (duh!). I expect everyone to sign
the new guestbook, even if you signed the old one. The old one
can
be viewed if you must do so.
- 1/12/01 - As you can
see,
the site has
now reached hipposandrhinos-dot-com, which means 200 megs of space to
manhandle
with. Because of this extra space, I can upload all those images
that I have taken with my digital camera. I plan on uploading
them
in zip form along with a text file to accompany them. The text
file
will provide a caption to all the pictures in its zip. Look for
those
to come during the weekend, even though I have a lot of homework to do.
- 1/7/01 - The second
pictures page is now
up with eight new pictures. Because my friends and I take many
more
pictures than eight a month, I have decided I would zip all the extra
pictures
and host them on the site so everyone can download. That means
the
picture page will be for only non-digital camera pictues after this
update.
Also I am hinting a big update which should come up in the next seven
days.
Look for forshadowing, as everything is planned (I hope).
- 1/1/01 - The new
millenium
is here at
last and this website has had its largest update in its history.
The pages can now be viewed in Ebonics. The only section that
cannot
be view in Ebonics are the quizzes, because they would not make much
sense
and it would be quite time consuming. To access the Ebonics site,
go to index.htm on this server.
- 12/23/00 - The third
joke
page quiz is
now up, but I have to warn you, the difficulty of this one has
increased
a few Darrens (yes, with all the measurements like Celcius and meters,
there are also Darrens which measure difficulty). I don't expect
high scores. Happy Hannukah to all my Jewish visitors!
- 12/16/00 - After
pondering
for a long
time about whether or not I should shut down this site, I came to a
conclusion
that the site will stay up. Read the press realease, which is
also
Joke 213, here. In other news, I have
added
a countdown timer to the projected apocalypse. See how many more
days you have left before you die!
- 12/13/00 - I have
posted a
page that gives
the current statistics on the Relocation Fund, so you know how close we
are to hipposandrhinos.com!
- 12/8/00 - As you can
see,
the website
has hit its 1000 milestone. Thank you Greg Boland for giving me
the
print-out. Also, thanks for the ride that one day. I am
currently
writing an autobiography and I have finished the first chapter. I
might start posting those as I complete them. The first chapter
is
up, so go check that out.
- 12/5/00 - Well, here it
is. A big
update. I know have a forum for visitors to go chat in.
Make
it successful, please. Okay, I want you guys to check out the
counter
at the bottom and take a screenshot when you see 1000 hits
exactly.
I really want that pic, if possible, so help the site out!
- 12/3/00 - Because this
site
has pages
that are updated so frequently, I have provided a page that tells
exactly
when each page on this site will be updated. That will allow me
to
only put main updates here, and not uselessly announcing something
every
week.
- 12/2/00 - The page with
random pictures
is up. Other than that, I wanted to ask all the visitors if they
had some suggestions on new pages for this site. As many of you
know,
this site will center around The People's Joke Page, and I might need
some
new pages to spruce it up. I'll take any suggestions, because
they
are fat. Also, if you did not know, I am translating my page into
ebonics as a New Year's present. And for fun, I was thinking of
having
a contest. If you happen to enter this site and see the counter
at
1000 hits, take a screen shot of it and send it to me. I'll think
of some prize to give, BUT if I find out that you just hit reload to
get
to 1000 (also called unhealthy competition), my prize will not be fun.
- 11/29/00 - If any of
you
don't know about
the possible shift of the this site to a reserved domain, I am here to
tell you about it. I have decided to move this site to
hipposandrhinos.com,
but that requires money. To be exact, $200. At this moment,
I am taking donations for The Twisted Arena of Hippos and Rhinos
Relocation
Fund. Any amount of money would be appreciated. Please
email
me with donations, so I can calculate it first, then give me the
money.
As of right now, I have $20 in the Fund, all donated by Misled Johnny
Cloud.
- 11/22/00 - This month's
quiz is up.
I hope people do better on this quiz, but it doesn't seem like they
will
because I raised the intensity a notch. Also the poll (vote
Darren!)
will close on December 7th. A new poll should follow shortly
after.
- 11/11/00 - I added a
poll
(vote Darren!).
- 11/10/00 - I fixed the
formatting problems
I had so now my page looks decent on low resolutions. Also, I put
updates on a separate page, leaving the most recent update here.
I was also thinking that I would center this whole site around the joke
page. Everything. Except for Insights, if they ever come
back
(I hope) and fatness.
- 11/1/00 - Hair today,
goon
tomorrow.
Anyway, I finished the revamping of the site, and now the site is as
good
as new. I changed the whole format from frames to tables, that's
the main difference. Some other image changes and stuff are there
too, but those are fat.
- 10/27/00 - Today I
found
some site on
accident, which allows me to make great graphics, like the one you see
above. I might be taking these privileges into consideration and
making banners for each page, and making each page more lively.
- 10/23/00 - The quiz is
up
as of 11:53
today. Enjoy it. The quizzes are going to be a monthly
thing;
it was a pain to make one, so I don't think I'm going to make them so
often.
- 10/21/00 - I came to a
conclusion today
that I would add a quiz that will test your knowledge on the joke
page.
It will probably be a month thing, but if I find out it gets boring too
soon, I might choose to lessen the time span between quizzes. Oh
yeah, I wanted everyone to go to the original Hippos and Rhinos
webpage,
the site that started it all, at http://www.angelfire.com/az/hipposandrhinos/.
The site has absolutely nothing left except the header, which has
remained
unchanged ever since it opened. The credits have remained
constant
too, I think.
- 9/27/00 - I have
decided to
flip the format
of the jokes because sometimes jokes need to be read in chains and it
doesn't
work right the way it is now. I'll try and flip all the months by
the time October flies by, but October will start out in that format.
- 9/18/00 - No real
update at
all, just
wanted to inform everyone about some stupid information. I have
concluded
that the joke page will decease after 1313 jokes. Projected end
date:
December 21, 2003. I have also marked milestone jokes with a blue
color because I feel they are special. Presumably every 50
jokes.
Also in other news, considering my "Subject" has dropped, there will be
no metaphorical page. Sorry Darren, there's no more point to it
anymore.
I was going to add pictures to the pictures of stuff page but I have to
get the pictures OKed first. If I do, the page is up by Friday.
- 7/9/00 - Today I
decided to
add a new
page of my insight on some issues. I took off the link to the
metaphorical
page because it probably will not come, BUT I do have an idea for a
good
replacement of that page.
- 6/21/00 - I got back
from
my San Diego
trip today and I had to update my joke page a lot. I am going to
post the music page tomorrow or Friday and update it everyday until it
is complete. I'm leaving to D.C., New York, and Boston on Sunday
for a week, so no updates then.
- 6/12/00 - It's been
almost a
month since
I posted an update here, but the joke page has always been updated
daily.
Because for some reason I can't read text files, it poses a little
problem
to make my webpages, but I'm still in the process of making them.
I'm going out of town for the weekend and I recently got Perfect Dark,
so the pages probably won't be up until after I get back.
- 5/19/00 - I just made
some
minor changes.
The music page is most likely coming next.
- 5/18/00 - The joke page
is
up along with
a thought. Links are also up too. I was planning on doing a
lot this weekend but I caught a fever and can't sit by the computer for
that long.
- 5/17/00 - Only a
guestbook
and a counter
resides. The joke page and links page should be up
tomorrow.
I'm out for today, this stupid uploading is getting on my nerves.
Finally the frames are here, but none of the links work as of
yet.
Any link that does not work, I am marking with ( )'s. Also, I am
working on a title banner. We'll just see what this mess will
turn
into soon. Please wait until "mah" lazy self finishes all the
pages.
I estimate around 2-7 days. Until then I forward you to the site
of my choice, http://www.angelfire.com/punk/misledjohnny/.
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