The Autobiography

The ever so famous Greg Young.
As he is the one that will guide you
through this convoluted mess.

(The Cool New Thing)

Joke or Stupid Thought of the Day

The Autobiography of Myself

Pictures From Various Locations

Sound Files and Information

Music and Stuff

Insight on Issues

Links to Other Pachydermic Websites

Greg Young's Plump Guestbook

The Forum for the Hippos and Rhinos

My story told, in complete detail. At least I hope it is told in detail.

Chapters:

Introduction

Chapter I: First days of Freshman Year
Chapter II: Local Band and Punk Rock Era
Chapter III: The Battle Hits the Streets
Chapter IV: Raging, Ripping Up the Stage And...
Chapter V: Countdown to 2000
Chapter VI: RE-connection
Chapter VII: Wake Up, It's Your Wake Up Call
Chapter VIII: Introduction to Misled Johnny
Chapter IX: Gopalball and Then Some
Chapter X: Without Talent
Chapter XI: Late Days of Freshman Year

Chapter XII: The Definiton of Goose Land (Website Phenomenon Part I)

In Progress:

Chapter XIII: Two-and-a-Half Week Excursions
Chapter LXXXI: A Pinky Swear in D'roit

Other Planned Chapters:

Chapter XIV: Getting Acquainted With Friends That Can Drive
Chapter XV: Superweekend #1
Chapter XVI: The Chronicles of Raccoon Man
Chapter XVII: Music Preparation to Live Performance

Chapter XVIII: Early Days of Sophomore Year
Chapter XIX: The Los Dos Molinos Getaway
Chapter XX: The Day a Subject Lost
Chapter XXI: The Day of Fatting 'til the Cows Came Home (Intro and All)
Chapter XXII: The Slow Chapter (Mislededness)
Chapter XXIII: October 18, 2000 - Zack Leaves Rage Against the Machine
Chapter XXIV: School of Rocks, Day and Night
Chapter XXV: Johnny Revisits
Chapter XXVI: Website Phenomenon Part II
Chapter XXVII: A Subject Now Gained
Chapter XXVIII: Rage - New CD - Renegades
Chapter XXIX: Countdown to 2001 - The First Seven Days
Chapter XXX: RE-subjection
Chapter XXXI: The Hippos and Rhinos Scandal
Chapter XXXII: Website Phenomenon Part III
Chapter XXXIII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told (New Years to Coronation)
Chapter XXXIV: The Conspiracy of One
Chapter XXXV: The Bell-Shaped Spring Break
Chapter XXXVI: Eight Hundred Forty-One Day Lace
Chapter XXXVII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told, Once Again (Morp to Prom)
Chapter XXXVIII: sucker.htm
Chapter XXXIX: Final Days of Sophomore Year

Chapter XL: One Week Into Paradise
Chapter XLI: Back to the Roots, and Forward to...
Chapter XLII: Month of Escalating
Chapter XLIII: Lazy
Chapter XLIV: Work Sucks, I Know
Chapter XLV: A Life You Love
Chapter XLVI: A New Freedom
Chapter XLVII: Closing a Filled Summer

Chapter XLVIII: Initial Days of Junior Year
Chapter XLIX: Something About Self-Confidence
Chapter L: The Thing, What is it?
Chapter LI: It's Monday and Raining
Chapter LII: Hard Rock Homecoming
Chapter LIII: First Date
Chapter LIV: Buildings With Waterslides
Chapter LV: The Dating Scene
Chapter LVI: The Civil War
Chapter LVII: Entering a Winter Break Shaky
Chapter LVIII: A Trip to the Cabin
Chapter LIX: Krazy Koin
Chapter LX: Another Year and an Incredible Change
Chapter LXI: The Thing... No Seriously, What is it?
Chapter LXII: Leading Up to Another Conflict
Chapter LXIII: A Life You Still Love
Chapter LXIV: Under the Same Conditions on Valentine's
Chapter LXV: Mo' People, Mo' Problems
Chapter LXVI: Roadside America
Chapter LXVII: The Phoenix Spring Break
Chapter LXVIII: This Isn't an April Fools
Chapter LXIX: Cancer is Deadly
Chapter LXX: What Dreams May Come
Chapter LXXI: Closing Days of Junior Year

Chapter LXXII: Revisiting the Big Apple
Chapter LXXIII: Guys Guys Guys
Chapter LXXIV: Road Trippin'
Chapter LXXV: Sleep Tohono Ohdam
Chapter LXXVI: Superweekend #2
Chapter LXXVII: Butterfly
Chapter LXXVIII: Escaping Arizona
Chapter LXXIX: An Appropriate End

Chapter LXXX: Premier Days of Senior Year
Chapter LXXXII: Implementing the New Me
Chapter LXXXIII: Re-"subjection"
Chapter LXXXIV: For Once, Just a Friend
Chapter LXXXV: One Cabin, a Bunch of Guys and No Parents
Chapter LXXXVI: A Link to the Past, Twice
Chapter LXXXVII: A Winter Dance Without a War
Chapter LXXXVIII: Catch My Feelings if You Can
Chapter LXXXIX: Two Thousand Three
Chapter XC: Business and Communication Skills
Chapter XCI: Delivering the Precursor to the Speech
Chapter XCII: A Different Valentine's
Chapter XCIII: A Road Diverges and Converges Fairly Quickly
Chapter XCIV: The Real Definition of Senioritis
Chapter XCV: One of Those Kids
Chapter XCVI: Men of Mystery
Chapter XCVII: There it Goes, Goodbye (Prom 2003)
Chapter XCVIII: Flip-Side of a Life Now Told, A Thousand Times Over (The Many Changes That Occurred Senior Year)
Chapter XCIX: Terminal Days of Senior Year

Chapter C: Graduation

Conclusion

I would appreciate it if you sent me your comments. As you can see, this is far from done. I have planned many more sections and I hope this "book" will really bring the true (or fat) person out of me. So, if you have comments, direct them here.