17 May 2010 @ 11:15 AM 

ten years ago on this day, my freshman year of high school had just ended and i had returned home figuring out what i would do with all the new free time i now had. high school was supposed to be bigger and better and more stressful than middle school, but i didn’t feel that at all. but still, i felt like i needed to do something cool with the void of summer. after all, this was the age of the personal website, the age of expressing yourself in ways never seen before; we were now at the forefront of a new age of social networking and web logging.

my friend john cloud had created a website very reminiscent of the modern blog, albeit much, much simpler. though we had all wished he updated more, i still wanted to have something that people loved and wanted to be a part of. i was a sucker for attention, there was no hiding that.

these were the times of angelfire and geocities (in fact, i had an angelfire account), but i had heard and seen from my friends that freeservers was a little better. so in the late afternoon of may 17, 2000, the twisted arena of hippos and rhinos was born. and really, the rest is history.

the first few days i had the website, i was inflicted with a pretty terrible sickness, and accordingly, it halted a lot of the production. some of the sites i thought i was going to create didn’t even make it for years later. but that didn’t matter in the end. there was only one thing that people really cared about in the beginning years: the joke or stupid thought of the day.

i knew there was one way to get people to come visit my website, and that was to update it as often as possible. i figured that having a scheduled daily update would provide enough reason for people to visit. and for some reason, i made a stupid countdown to december 21, 2003 and the backbone for the early days (and arguably, the only day) of the website was done and done.

through all these intermittent years of existance, there has always been one constant: it remains online. this doesn’t mean a whole lot to most people, but to me, and maybe a few others, we can share a lot of good memories and look back at our past lives in great efficiency. we all grew up as the first generation with the ability to have our whole lives chronicled with mere typing on a keyboard. some people have taken advantage of that. and i am very proud to be one of them.

(i know some people think i’m crazy because i treat my website like my baby, but that’s not the point here.)

so if there are any of you out there that at one point in your lives loved this website, or have liked looking back at it to read some good memories, or have always wanted to know what all the hoopla was: we can share this together. i’m going to commemorate the ten year anniversary of the twisted arena of hippos and rhinos by listing some of mine (and some of your) favorite memories. and for anyone that doesn’t know what i’m talking about and want to know, click the links.

so without further ado, let me present to you, ten years in words and pictures:

1. in the beginning – there lay the joke page and only the joke page. and i’ll be the first to say it: it wasn’t really that funny. there was one joke that was an early crowd pleaser, on may 28, 2000, and arguably is the reason why i even continued to update. regardless, the joke page is the reason i had a webpage for the first three years. it was the only thing that was constantly updated, and in the pre-widespread-blogging universe, was the best way i could think of to have my friends visit my website.

2. boardhost, the gateway drug – in an effort to have a way for my visitors to chat with each other, i created a free message board. in its early days, it was a very innocent and efficient way to bring everyone together. there were many fun games i remember playing with people on there, most noticeably “egg no rinses blitz.”

3. digitizing and popularizing – over christmas of 2000, i got my first digital camera. though this isn’t directly related to my website, the possession of a digital camera took my historian-like activities to a new level. also that christmas, i received enough money to buy a .com. previously, i was trying to raise money via a “relocation fund” and had a few select people contribute, and on january 12, 2000, i was a proud owner of hipposandrhinos.com.

4. the infamous (and famous) scandal – this will always be the pinnacle of the website. and if you don’t know what i’m talking about, i will just tell you to click the link. for many of us, this was a moment that changed all of our lives. and it’s something many of us will never forget (like 9/11).

5. milestones – arguably the most read and most enjoyable part of my website’s tenure were the two milestone updates that i had, one for the first anniversary and one for the second. the first update was the most popular and was the 100 most influential events of the year. i had so much fun doing it that the next year i did another countdown about ridiculous things at my high school. and we can all remember that i don’t like to finish countdowns.

6. the apocalypse – for some reason, probably because i’m kind of an idiot, i had a countdown on my website referring to an apocalpyse: the end of the joke page. after i had 1313 jokes, the joke page would be finished. (for some reason i said ‘it would turn golden’. i don’t actually know what that means.) a lot of people celebrated a moment of silence with me as the longest running and oldest thing on my website came to an end. i’d be lying if i said i didn’t miss it sometimes.

7. entering blogging culture – i had stayed away from the ubiquitous blog mainly because i liked to be different. but i enjoyed writing too much and after the joke page was done, i still wanted to keep updating. the blog was short-lived (as most everything was after the joke page), but it still had enough original flair for me and others to enjoy it for a while.

8. music television – obviously, this was the most ridiculous thing to happen to me and probably most people. the website scandal was featured on MTV’s high school stories. i will never forget the day i got a call from a representative of MTV and talked to her for two hours about my story. being on national television will always be such an awesome and interesting experience. and hey, i became an idol to so many random people (some guy cut his sideburns like me), even met someone who saw me on tv, and i got to experience website celebrity life. kinda cool if you ask me.

9. life in pictures – to some, this was their favorite part of my website. i needed something like the joke page that was updated daily so people would visit my site more. i was known for taking hundreds of pictures of nonsense, so i figured i could make a good picture of the day. and it was a success. sometimes i kinda wish i still did this, so you never know, it could come back again sometime.

10. the new forum – one day, i thought my old forum was outdated. truth is, it had been outdated for years. and since me and a lot of my friends were living in many different countries, it was a good way to communicate again. sadly, it was very short-lived, and only like three of us really got to have fun (with haikus).

11. pictures, revisited – in another attempt to revive my website, i brought back the daily pictures, but it didn’t last very long like everything else that happened on the website in the last few years. since i’ve always kinda wanted to bring back the picture of the day, you never know, it could happen again.

12. improving blogging life – when i came to seattle, i was pretty lost. i really moved somewhere that i had very little going for me in all aspects of life. but i was confident that i could make it here somehow. and one way that i got through the beginning was by coding a new section for my website: this blog. and even though i didn’t really update a whole lot, i still have plans to use it every now and then (such as now), and it was quite a feat of website engineering for me.

13. the future – over this next summer, my girlfriend and i are going to circumnavigate the world. we plan on updating everyone on our trip with blog entries and pictures. i think it will be a nice addition to the website that sometimes is constantly forgotten. so come travel with us!

and to all of you that spent all the time to read all of this, if you have any fun memories you’d like to share or just leave a comment about how you at some point in time cherished this website, feel free to do it.

i actually teared up a little bit when i wrote some of this stuff. for some reason this website means a whole lot to me. thanks for letting me share it with you.

Without surfing the rest of my website, what were the first two things I put on my website?

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 31 Mar 2009 @ 6:38 PM 

the last time that my brother hit an age milestone, i did a little tribute – since he was turning 25 then, i posted 25 memories of my brother and i. i could compile a list of 30 memories this time, but that would mean that i couldn’t copy some of the ones that i put up before, and some of those are the best memories we’ve had. and also because i don’t have a billion hours to sit on the internet, i’m gonna just type five more memories so we can just add on to the list i made before (in chronological order, with my age in parentheses). so here it goes.

26. jogi keeps popping out more kids (19 and 21 years) – it’s because of this that i’m scared i’m extremely potent and i’m gonna start popping out insane amounts of children.

27. jogi goes to visit sunil in hawaii (19 years) – though i would have rather gone to kauai or the big island, i hopped the islands to maui to hang out with my brother. we drove the road to hana and screwed around on a black sand beach. oh yeah, and marveled at the banyan tree in lahaina.

28. sunil turns twenty-one (21 years) – even though he had kids to take care of, he joined me on twenty-four hours of debauchery. sadly, my night didn’t end like his twenty-first birthday.

29. sunil graduates from college (22 years) – just like seven years before, and in the same place, i threw a bunch of tortillas like my brother told me to.

30. jogi and sunil are both newly single (23 years) – for the first time in many, many moons, we were both single and living in the same town. and it was pretty amazing to finally be able to hang out with my brother all the time, almost to the point that i didn’t want to make my move to seattle. we started going out to bars together and even went to the gym together. and now he hangs out with all my college friends.

maybe in five years, i’ll type five more. we’ll see. thirty is really old. shit. i’m almost twenty-five. that’s like grandparent status.

March 31 is celebrated in some US states as a holiday remembering what civil rights leader?

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 17 Mar 2009 @ 10:37 PM 

so yeah, yeah, i know, i dropped the ball on updating. i just got an apartment, my parents came out, and i haven’t really had some nice time to sit at home and just blog for a while. but i thought i’d update you a little on what’s going on in sunil world.

i moved into a new studio apartment on march 1. it’s the one that’s headed by the great haidar. it’s been quite a while since i’ve had my own place, and it’s definitely nice. still, i don’t have a bed (even though it’s supposed to be delivered to my place on sunday) and any other furniture, but these are all things that will happen in due time.

my family came out to visit me in seattle about a week ago, and we had somewhat of a blast. haha. we went to vancouver and victoria along with hanging around seattle for a bit. they stayed with some family out in bothell, which is like half an hour away from the city, and that was pretty annoying. when we were in canada, my brother bought a cuban cigar, but he didn’t end up smoking it all before we got to the border. he noticed it was on his dash as he was driving up to the border check, so about 300 meters from the border, he just chucked the cigar out the window. what a waste.

i’m having a hard time thinking about things to blog about. ever since i got a job and haven’t had so much time to sit around and waste, it seems like i have nothing exciting to share or whatever. hmm. i guess that’s how it is. oh, well, i have a stupid work story to share. so there’s a pepper grinder in the break room that’s about the size of a standard ketchup bottle. the grinder has a cap on it and is usually stored with the grinder-side facing up. one day when i was taking a 15-minute break, i ground pepper with the cap on for fifteen minutes. and then just left the bottle there for the next person to pick it up. and since i find humor in such childish things, boy did i get humor out of this.

as you can see, i probably don’t have anything to talk about that people want to hear about. i’ll still give you some trivia, random links and a poll. maybe i’ll have something sweet to talk about soon.

What was the last American colony to ratify the Constitution?

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 22 Feb 2009 @ 5:14 PM 

over the course of the past week, i’ve been searching to find a place to live. i never thought that i’d be living by myself ever, but i’ve recently been on a kick to have my own place. i think since i don’t really know anyone to move out with, the laziness i have to search for the perfect roommate, and the fact that all my friends live close by has caused me to want to live by myself. i also think that the idea of living by myself and decorating my place however i want is pretty enticing. so, over the past week, i’ve been searching for a studio to live in.

there are two places that i might live in so far. one is managed by a guy named haidar, who’s dry humor reminds me exactly of my dad, and this other place called the dakar aparments (it’s still a mystery why it’s named after the capital of senegal). i’m kinda hoping i get haidar’s place because if i got to see him all the time, that would make my life that much better (i’m pretty much obsessed with his ridiculous humor). but whatever the case is, i’ll be amazingly happy to finally move into my own place.

last weekend, greg, his roommate, robin, erin, nathan, and i took a vacation to new orleans. i spent quite a lot of money (surprisingly, mostly on food, since cajun and creole food is delicious), but all in all, it was an amazing time. the last night we were there, we were able to fight our way up to a balcony so we could throw beads at people. now, usually people try and throw them to the most attractive of the bunch, but we found too much humor out of throwing them at the not-so-attractive of the bunch. and though it was somewhat repulsive, it was pretty damn hilarious. and we might go to hell for it. but we made their day i’m sure!

there’s really not a whole lot more to update about really. i spent a lot of time working and searching for apartments so i don’t have any ridiculous situations to detail about. but maybe next weekend i’ll have something better to talk about. walks and hits per innings pitched.

What is the highest grossing movie of all time?

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 11 Feb 2009 @ 11:10 PM 

the title says it all. i have returned. from a really long ass hiatus. i’ve been without a computer for so long, i kinda forgot what i even did on here to blow my time. but i’m pretty sure it won’t take that long to remember how i used to waste five hours of a day just sitting on wikipedia looking at random shit or using stumble upon to find ridiculous webpages. or of course, to begin updating this blog again and continue my promise to regularly update this (which i still will, the me-without-a-computer period doesn’t count).

so i’m going to new orleans this weekend for the mardi gras celebration. when i was getting donuts before work the other day, there was some black dude hanging out outside the shop and told me that he would watch my car and make sure i wouldn’t get a ticket, and if i did, he’d pay for it. this obviously didn’t make any sense to me because the guy looked like he was poor as shit, so i started talking to him about why he was literally telling everyone who was parking on the street that he would watch their car and make sure the meter maid didn’t ticket them. well, in the half and hour conversation i had with this bum, i found out he was from new orleans and that he’s going back this weekend. we also exchanged phone numbers. i’m probably not going to call him when i’m there.

also, in other traveling news, i’m planning on driving up to alaska this summer. i’ve kinda wanted to do this for a pretty long time but just not actually gone and done it. but this is happening for sure. there’s a place in fairbanks that has a room that they set to -40 degrees (celsius or fahrenheit) and you can pay them to go around and play in it. they even give you a bucket of water that you can throw when you’re in there to see what happens to the water!

in some more traveling news, i plan on living this winter at the south pole. more info about that later.

so, since it’s been some time, i’m gonna show the trivia standings. here they are:

jon rolling – 7.5
sanjog gopal – 4.5
nathan burkhart – 4
erin zaletel – 4
amy smith – 3
adam smith – 2
aj belshe – 2
maia hoelzinger – 2
chris spencer – 1
greg benezra – 1
sean bell – 1
jaclyn backhaus – .5
darren nakamura – .5
cassie fronzo – .5

i’ve decided that i’ll mail someone a prize once they reach 13 points, and at that point, i’ll reset the scores and start again. and then the first to get 13 after the reset will get a prize. and so on and so forth. so it’s still anyone’s game. i’ll post the answers to the questions once someone reaches 13.

anyway, i think that’s all for now folks. i’ll try and update at least once a week since i work now and don’t have as much free time as i used to.

In what year was the first U.S. Census?

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 25 Jan 2009 @ 8:42 PM 

alright, so i know that a bunch of you just thought that i got website a.d.d. and stopped updating my website, but the truth is, i really wanted to, but couldn’t.  about three weeks ago, my computer’s motherboard died and i have been computer-less since.  i even ordered a new computer and it’s taking them still two more weeks for them to ship it to me.  so this will be my only post until i finally get a computer.  and i promise that when i get a computer, i’ll start updating again.

since i last updated, there have been a few changes in my life. i have a new girlfriend now, and things are going well. my job is flowing nicely and i might even be able to score myself a promotion in the next month. and to top things off, i should be able to move into my own place by march! so all in all, everything is pretty exciting now.

in three weeks, around the time that i actually get a new computer, i’m going to be heading to new orleans with greg for mardi gras. i’m thinking that we need to get some wacky costumes to wear there to fit in. you know, something that’s gonna make us stand out as the coolest kids that side of the mississippi. so i ask you readers, what should me and greg dress up as for mardi gras?

so at work the other day, i reinforced the idea that i’m not able to poop in a stall next to someone that’s pooping. back in the dorms, this situation happened and i heard the other person’s plop, and i uncontrollably laughed until the other person got the fuck out of the bathroom because he thought that my laugh was going to pierce his skull, and others from the hall came in to ask me what the hell was going on in there. and just a few days ago, i was pooping next to someone that was pooping and i was trying my hardest to not break out in laughter. but after a little bit, i heard the man start to make barfing sounds, and that was the last straw. there was only 30 seconds until i would break out into uncontrollable laughter so i got the hell out of there as fast as i could. and now i vow to never poop next to someone ever again.

you know, on that note, i think i’m gonna leave. see you guys again when i finally have a computer.

Who is the only U.S. President that was sworn in by a woman?

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 31 Dec 2008 @ 1:18 PM 

a lot of you know that it’s very normal for me to write an end of the year blog or do some reminiscing about the past year or whatever you would like to call it, because i’m obsessed with dates and stuff. i usually outline all of the people in the past year that have impacted my life and exactly what they have done, but i don’t know if i want to do that this time. i think i’m just gonna summarize the year very quickly, and be done with it.

i said this before, in my old blog, how much 2008 reminded me of 2004. like almost exactly. in the first semester of 2004, i was trying to get over a failed relationship. i still thought maybe we could be back together. finally, by about may, i realized that we’re not gonna be together ever again, and to just continue on with my life. i spent the summer kinda trying to make new friends or start a life without her in it, and by the next august, i moved into the dorms again and made all of my current college friends. and pretty much never really saw her again.

in the beginning of 2008, i was trying to get over a failed relationship. it was hard for me to handle the break up and i still thought that maybe we could get back together. by may, she moved to california, so i pretty much realized that we’re not gonna be together ever again, and i had to just continue on with my life. i spent the summer trying to figure out how to make new friends now that i’m out of college and how to start a new life without her in it, and by the next september, i moved to seattle and made all of my current friends there. and so far, i haven’t seen her again.

they teach you in school that you should read about history so it doesn’t repeat itself. i think i really did forget about my past enough that the same thing happened to me again.

but moving to a good note, i think i made a great decision in my life. it didn’t look like it was for a long time. i gave up a great girlfriend, i gave up an opportunity to go to medical school and pursue a lucrative career, and i became a vagabond, all for purposes of finding myself and learning to be independent. for the first eleven months, it really looked like it was turning into shit. but over the past couple weeks, i have finally realized that i made the right decision. and that’s why i’m excited for 2009.

so it’s time. time to move on from 2008. remember not to forget this time.

The longest lasting total solar eclipse of the 21st century will occur in what year?

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 22 Dec 2008 @ 3:44 PM 

today is my last day before i head home for the holidays. and you know what’s cool? i’m actually legitimately sad that i’m leaving seattle. after all these months, i’ve finally made enough great friends and done some pretty awesome things to really finally call this place home. and it makes me really excited. i haven’t had a home really for like eighteen months. and to be honest, that’s what i was kinda trying to accomplish when i came here; to see if i could move off to a random town with nothing and somehow build up my life from scratch. word. life is good.

i am listening to mariah carey’s always be my baby right now. this reminds me of traveling to europe. me and keenan had a handful of songs we sung while strolling the streets and this was one of them. some of the others were michael jackson‘s heal the world (though keenan wanted to kill me for singing that after a while), tool’s vicarious, a perfect circle’s judith, and daniel powter’s bad day (though i wanted to kill keenan for singing that after a while). there were a lot more stupid songs we sung, mainly really bad pop songs.

this whole weekend, it snowed here and the city shut down again. i was pretty much stuck in capitol hill all weekend, but it provided for lots of great entertainment. we had sleepovers galore and i got to witness some intense making out happening in the couch right next to me! i also spent like hours on buses because that was the only way i could get places (though i didn’t feel all too safe). i even got to watch the titans slaughter the steelers and got the last laugh among all the steelers fans who were heckling me the whole game (which was really annoying because i wasn’t doing anything to provoke them, haha). all in all, a great weekend. now i’m getting ready to head outta here. how sad.

the holidays in the desert though will definitely not disappoint. aj and chris are both gonna be here for the break, which i’m incredibly excited for. even adam shalom is coming back to town and me, him and vinay are gonna jam for old times sake. haha. it’s probably been like five years since adam came over to my house. once a fatdam, always a fatdam. my parents will probably also freak out that he’s coming over.

wow. i am really, really excited right now. i should stop typing about going home for break. i’m gonna start packing stuff right now. see you next year, seattle (hopefully with no snow, so i can actually get places).

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